
Yesterday, Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) turned 25, which makes everyone over 30 feel really, really old. Here at TPS, rather than rue the march of time, we have decided to embrace it with this list of the 25 best NES sports games. While modern games have rendered many of these titles unplayable due to their simplistic nature, all the titles below still hold a soft spot in our hearts. Even if it’s because of that one time that we chucked the controller at our little brother for being a little bitch in “Tecmo Bowl.”
25. Golf

Golf never got much of a chance to shine on the NES, due to low processing power that couldn’t off much in the way of intricacies, and graphics that didn’t exactly allow for the majesties of the different courses. But the original offered the best game-play, perhaps because it was developed in house to suit the strengths of the NES.
24. RBI Baseball

Never underestimate the importance of REAL PLAYERS on the roster. This game didn’t have the best game play, but R.B.I. and it’s sequels were iconic cause they brought the baseball stars into the game. Ironically, that wasn’t even something “Baseball Stars” was able to do.
23. Dodgeball

One of the most fun games on the NES, Dodgeball was a departure from actual sport, pitting geographic stereotypes against each other. The highlight of the game was the strategy and arsenal of throws at your disposal. Simple, but more fun than virtually every game on the list.
22. Ice Hockey

Speaking of simple, this game found a way to suck the fun out of playing hockey. But was more than redeemed by presenting players the ability to customize their team with fat, skinny, and medium guys. It sounds stupid, but strategy in team assembly was everything.
21. Blades of Steel

A definite step up, this was perhaps the only relevant hockey game around until EA’s NHL series came out on the 16-bit systems. Still not perfect, but got a generation of kids interested in hockey before the expansion. Plus, you could control the fights, which was awesome.
20. Bases Loaded!

The best technical baseball game (and perhaps sports game) on NES. However, a complex baseball game is not always a good thing, as my fondest memories of this game involve chucking the controller at the TV because I couldn’t get a hit, so one man’s blessing is another man’s curse.
19. Tecmo Super Bowl

Not as groundbreaking as the original, but a definite improvement. Bigger playbooks, more teams, and slightly more dynamic game play made this sequel a solid upgrade on an iconic original.
18. Double Dribble

Basketball never thrived like football or baseball did, probably due to the fact that the game seems to hinge more on three dimensions than those other sports. However, “Double Dribble” made lemonade out of lemons by creating a fairly robust game with complex graphic cutaways during big plays.
17. Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out

Not so much a boxing game as a game of pattern recognition, but that fact was quickly obscured by the cartoonish contenders and Iron Mike himself. More than twenty years later, grown men can still sit down to this game and start cranking out punch patterns like Rain Man. That’s a pretty powerful testimonial.
16. 10 Yard Fight

A technically superior game, but without the real players, it was simply a stopgap until “Tecmo Bowl” stole the limelight. However, it was essential software for the first two years of the NES.
10. Excitebike

Fairly simple, until you realized that you could customize your own track, which was pretty revolutionary considering the year was 1986 and most people were too overwhelmed with the simple option to know what to do with it. Also, you could totally wipe your friends out when you raced, which ended up destroying budding friendships the nation over.
9. California Games

Hackey Sack!!! Trust me, it was more exciting than it sounded. Actually, this game had a knack for making the mundane fun. Even if the game leaned a little to far into hippiedom for its sports inspiration.
8. T&C Surf Design

During the 80’s, surf and skateboard games were pretty prevalent, many of which weren’t able to really pull their weight, but T&C differed in that it was one of those rare dual games (surf and skate) that was actually worth its salt in both.
7. Track and Field

This entry only qualifies if you had the power-pad, which made for a pretty novel and fun experience that departed a ways from anything the NES had done before. Doing triple jump? You actually had to JUMP on the pad. Maybe not a precursor to the Wii, but important nonetheless.
6. Duck Hunt

Hunting is a sport. For the purposes of this discussion anyway. Unless you held the damn gun up to the screen, which everyone did. The only gun game worth a damn on NES (Sorry, “Hogan’s Alley”).
5. Skate or Die

The “Tony Hawk” DNA was in here. But while there’s only so many combos you can do with two buttons and four directions, this game certainly did its best. Much like “Punch-Out,” this was more a game of patterns than creativity, but weren’t they all at this level?
4. Ring King

Whereas “Punch-Out” was more a game of pattern recognition, “Ring King” was actually a technical boxing game. With, you know, punching and stuff. It was the best of its kind up to that point, and actually enabled payers to move in the ring, something that “Punch-Out” hadn’t mastered.
3. Jordan vs. Bird

This game’s legacy is grounded more in the importance of the characters than it is in the actual quality of the game, but that doesn’t make it any less important looking back. The original computer game featured Dr. J and Bird, making it a huge deal when Jordan took over the reigns a few years later.
2. Baseball

Quickly eclipsed by R.B.I. because of the “real player” factor, this game actually did most of the heavy lifting for “R.B.I.” in the early years for modeling its gameplay. A game shouldn’t get hung out to dry because it didn’t get license rights, so check this one out to see where the hit came from.
1. Tecmo Bowl

The gold standard for sports games. Painfully simple game play buoyed by real players whose in game performance mirrored fairly closely their actual skills on the field. Though, I’m pretty sure that Bo Jackson had blackmail fodder on the developers, as his player in the game was the most dominant video athlete in history.